dan-friend:

shouldnt:

I’m giving up alcohol for a month. 

Wait sorry, that didn’t come out right: 

I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

the moms of facebook are gonna love this one

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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jee-q:

Too many people owe me my time back

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cantcontrolthegay:

i might be a bit fucked up but i swear i have a good heart 

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